![]() Ladies and gentlemen, The Jackie chan of human shielding. Aaah! Hey! I'll fucking cook and eat your ticket-taking ass! ( Coughs ) Hey, I found a ticket. I don't want to have to picture cum so watery in such volumes that. Morty, gross! That's what people call them. Jesus! The tickets please guy is cut! He. Dude, I'm sure you've got, like, So many tickets at this point. If we wanted one-offs, we'd do interdimensional cable, Not some uptight, overwritten. Are you not hearing this insane conversation? Okay, tickets please guy, stop the anthology. H-How do we hijack it? Oh, Morty, it's been hijacked for at least two full minutes. A literal literary device Quite literally metaphorically containing us. Why can't we find the engine? It's not a real train, it's a story device. How did you not recognize me? Didn't you create the disguises? When I create shit, it works, Morty. Morty? I told you if you found me again, identify yourself. The train is obviously amplifying and linking unrelated narrative fields. But he invented portal tech? I am the concept of time. ( wolf growling ) Aah! ( Grunting ) Leah! Leah, check it out. In fact, and get this, when he met my family. Low point in your life, rebound from an ex, et cetera. Oh, you don't have to pretend you didn't date him. ![]() ?: I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this train. ?: You start teeing up a Rick Sanchez vignette, and you'll be doing it through two holes. Oh, how dare you! That doesn't mean I'm invested. Okay, none of my business but he didn't even save Christmas in that story. No need, you just go in there and have a nice time. Goomby: I think the best way to answer that is with my Christmas Rick tale. ?: What is with the Rick Sanchez obsession? Ah, a newcomer! I suppose you think you have a better story about how Rick Sanchez saved space Christmas. Here's why I'm going to kill Rick Sanchez.Ĭlam Alien: Dissolve to a clam-shaped sun Rising over a giant beach.Ĭandy Santa Alien: By then, of course, he had left toys And flesh drops for every one of us in the spore-hive. Ramamama Leader: If you're trying to be hurtful, you're doing a good job.Ĭlam Alien: I'll take his turn. And even if I did, why would we take turns telling stories about it like little girls at a sleepover? I don't accept your weird leap in logic that has everyone on a train going to kill one guy. ![]() Ramamama Leader: Anyway, he tells a different version of the story Where I start crying or something. ( Rick then flees, it then snaps back to reality.) Once the guards are dead, he takes a pill that reverts him back to normal, but grows an extra butt soon afterwards. He then drinks a potion that makes him grow three extra arms, each with their own gun. (The guards charge at Rick, to which the mad scientist counters by shooting at them. Ramamama Leader: All right, this is going in circles. Ramamama Leader: How did you reach my sanctum? (The door slams open, revealing Rick Sanchez) It's a very "lower me into acid" attitude. I really don't like the attitude around here. Is he dissolved? At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer. Once he's dissolved, lower someone else into acid. (We flash back to the man's story, where he is seen leading a group of people, sitting on a throne in a cold lair with a pit of acid by his side.) May as well take turns exchanging stories. And we all know that at the end of this line, There's only one creature worth killing. Ramamama Leader: I know the only reason to travel by train is to travel with weapons. Indistinct chatter is heard as the man sits at the stools, to which another man greets him.) (The man gives him a ticket, to which he tears off one half and returns it to the man. A man walks into a Star Wars canteen-themed car, where he is greeted by the Tickets Please Guy.) (It starts with a train zooming through space. This is a transcribed copy for the episode " Never Ricking Morty." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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